I was at the roller skating rink, because I'm a girl who also loves roller skating, and there was this boy, about 10-years-old, wearing a bright orange Chris Pronger t-shirt. One of the old Wild Winger shirts. In a super friendly way I sit down next to the boy and this is how it goes:
Me: (Head nod) You a big Ducks fan?
Boy: Pfft, Yeah. (With a "What's it to you?" attitude.)
Me: So, did you cry like a little baby when they traded Pronger? (Because this is how I talk to 10-year-old boys with attitude.)
Boy: They traded Pronger?
Me: Uh, yeah, like last summer.
Boy: That sucks.
...aaaaand that part he got right.